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Welcome.
I’m glad you’ve found your way here.

If you’re like most of the men who cross my path, you’re successful, busy, and constantly juggling more than you let on. You move quickly through the world, but somewhere inside there’s a part of you that wants to slow down… even just for an evening.
 
That’s the space I offer.
You may have already seen my signature offering - Sensory Surrender Ritual. Designed for men like you who need leave the stress at the door, surrender to the Priestess of Pleasure and drop into bliss.
 
But I'm more than a FFS provider and I invite you to keep reading:
Hi, I’m Miranda — a blend of sensual intelligence, dry humour and a slow-burn kind of warmth that unfolds naturally.
I enjoy desire with subtlety, not spectacle. I like conversations that make time disappear, glances that stretch a little too long, and the quiet confidence that comes from simply being present with someone.
 
But let me also be real with you.
I’m not all velvet edges and whispered tension.
I’m the person who will happily spend a whole day at the Melbourne Museum reading every plaque.
I appreciate an Old Fashioned as my cocktail of choice, but I’ll never say no to fish and chips on the beach with a couple of beers. I love good food, good company and the kind of chat where we both forget what we were supposed to be doing next.
 
I’m a morning person. A chai tragic. A sweet-tooth.
I love cats, comedy, audiobooks, long walks with wandering conversations, and the simple pleasure of staying in… before heading out somewhere nice.
Give me summer evenings, kisses under the stars, cuddles on the couch, thoughtful gifts with meaning behind them, or a weekend that mixes relaxation with just enough adventure to keep things interesting.
 
And yes — full honesty — my favourite coffee is the one served by a naked man.

Life’s too short not to enjoy the fun bits.
 
When we meet, you’ll get someone genuine.
Someone who listens, engages, laughs, teases, and lets the connection take its own shape. The sensuality is there — warm, slow, deliberate — but it grows naturally from chemistry, not performance.
 
I’m not here to be a fantasy you can’t touch.
I’m here to be a real human being you can actually enjoy your time with.
 
If you want a date that feels easy, effortless, and quietly charged…
If you want to relax without switching off your brain…
If you want someone who enjoys the build-up as much as the moment…
 
Then you’re in the right place.
Take your time.
Get to know me.
And when you’re ready, we’ll create something memorable — together.

xox M xox

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Booking Enquiry or Request

To book a date with me, drop in your first name and number, then I'd love you to tell me what you would like, for how long and your preferred date & time.

(see my Services page)


I will respond as soon as possible with price & availability. If it feels right for both of us, secure your appointment with:

  1. 50% deposit via Beem @curvymiranda

  2. Quick ID check (licence etc; blur your address).

Once received, I’ll send a confirmation with the address, service details, total cost and balance (cash on arrival)

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